At the Multi Villa: Sensational Revelations Re: the Early Life of the Blond Multi

Friday 19th August 2011

Well, he let the handbrake off. His mother, Lady Carmichael, told us all about it. She’s with at the villa, you know.

She was in the chemist’s at the time. This was years ago.

Don’t worry: I’ve not forgotten about my great meditation on kitchen life (see glossary), after last week in the twin with Arjan Bose. It’s still forthcoming. Awfully hot here. Brains quite fried. The Blond Multi, today, is looking incredibly trim; yesterday he was in sensational white swimming shorts by this outstanding new house, Orlebar Brown. Today he appeared in a pink pair. Orlebar or Brown or both are personal friends. The short is £120.

This villa, or small town, is hill-top; the level  is as follows: if you seek breakfast provision poolside but find none, all you have to do is tack on through the park in the sure and certain that it will laid in at least one of several other possible venues. The location for evening drinks must change daily: last night a trolley rattling with champagne bottles  was wheeled with great difficulty into a bumpy olive grove in order to connect with the working part of the estate. In England no Landed Gentry would take sherry in the cow field.

Today there were visitors for lunch: the Photo Multi’s light menu was: rocket, bresaola with parmesan shavings, three kinds of ravioli, melon and parma ham, serpent beans with roasted tomotoes and garlic, grilled aubergine with pesto, tomato and mozzarella salad; plums and pears with vanilla, cantucci.

But you want to hear about the early life of the Blond Multi: his mother, Lady Carmichael, was in the chemist, buying some early version of disposable nappies. In the car outside remained her latest baby and two toddlers, one of them the Blond Multi.  She sent the chemist out in advance with the nappy package. He came back and said, ‘Your car’s not there!’ Bystanders explained that they had seen it careering down hill with a toddler at the wheel. It was the Blond Multi. ‘He had excellent legs – very sturdy,’ Lady Carmichael explained proudly.  The escapade was brought to a halt by the side of a bus. ‘I remember the people having to get off the bus, looking very annoyed,’ the Blond Multi said.

If you ask me, this is the making of a Multi, in several ways – the fearlessness and entrepreneurial adventure of the Blond (he had seen his mother pull the handbrake up; he knew what would happen if he pushed it down) and the magnificent calm of the mother: no unnecessary hysteria or fuss at such a turn of events.

The Blond Multi: Trim in Orlebar Brown Swimming Shorts

The Blond Multi: Trim in Orlebar Brown Swimming Shorts

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Posted Friday, August 19, 2011 under Adrian Edge day by day.

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